Cats!

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. One cat just leads to another.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

People who hate cats will come back as mice in their "next life".

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.