Funny, Silly, Stupid? You decide...

Idiot Sighting #5
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know--I already got that side."

Slogans
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

Most useless inventions
1. Solar Powered Flash Light
2. A black highlighter pen
3. Glow in the dark sunglasses
4. Inflatable anchor
5. Battery powered battery charger
6. Hand powered chainsaw
7. Inflatable dartboard
8. A pedal powered wheelchair
9. Braille driver's manual
10. Double sided playing cards